Here is a cute little ditty I found in the chats at OnlineAuction.com:
My Mudder
When my prayers were poorly said
who was it tucked me into bed
and spanked my ass till it was red?
My Mudder
Who lift me from my cozy cot
And put me on an ice cold pot
And made me P if I could not?
My Mudder
And when the morning lights had come
And on my crib I dribbled some,
Who came and wiped my little bum?
My Mudder
Who did my hair so neatly part
And press me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeeze me til I fart?
My Mudder
I don't know who the author is, but OLA Member LuvDiamonds was kind enough to share it with OLA and even kinder to give me permission to repost it in my blogs!
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1 comment:
LOL Metzy! too funny!! :) Thanks for sharing it & Have a Very Happy "Mudder's Day!" :D
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